Conversations from a car ride

Me: Hey, nice turn signal, Mister Gateway Ambulance Guy. Next time why don’t you wait until the very last minute to use it? Oh wait, you did.
Mikey: Well, you know if they can’t find the crash victim, they’ll just make one.
Me: (after laughter) You know I’m blogging that.
Mikey: Who knew we were funny when we’re hungry and under-caffeinated?
Me: Not me, but then my memory is like herpes: it comes and goes for no apparent reason.
Mikey: And doesn’t seem to serve much of a purpose.
Me: (silence)
Mikey: What?
Me: I’m looking for another ambulance.