So, Michael ordered two copies of Paws and Reflect (a book about gay men and their dogs which happens to include essays by both Michael and me; you do have a copy, yes?) from a certain behemoth bookseller whose name you surely know. (Gosh, that reads like a Syms commercial.) In one of the copies he found the card pictured in the accompanying photo.
Now, I have no doubt that the person who inserted this in the book was not authorized to do so by the behemoth bookseller in question. That said, I am still fucking mad and would like to go a little Old Testament on the individual in question. (Or maybe a little Elizabethan.)
What would you do?
Addendum: The mega bookseller in question has apologized profusely, is pursuing the incident and will be questioning every employee at the facility from which the package shipped. If the culprit is found, they will be reprimanded and/or fired, but if not, everyone will be put on notice.