Want to say hello? Say hello!

Just fill out the contact form below and you’ll be on your way. And yes, you’ll get a response from me.* Really me. Not some staff of semi-trained monkeys working for bananas and throwing poop. Because who can afford poop-throwing monkeys?** (Seriously, they charge extra for that.)

Other ways to contact me….

Twitter: rickerje

You can add me on Goodreads here: Jeffrey on Goodreads

Contact options coming soon: telepathy, cloud patterns

*Unless you don’t want a response, of course, or say something really rude, such as “you smell like a poop-throwing monkey.” Or “Kylie Minogue isn’t all that great” (BLASPHEMY). Or “But her emails….” (Seriously, do NOT go there.)

**If you can afford poop-throwing monkeys, consider also buying a copy of one of my books. Maybe someday I too will be able to afford poop-throwing monkeys. Because we all need aspirations.